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EVIL H8-BALL

A loud paper demon. Not wise. Not nice. Not fair.

A grinning demon leaning over a magic 8-ball

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Terms & refunds

Evil H8-ball is entertainment only. The demon is rude on purpose and wrong on principle. Nothing it says is advice, a prediction, or a statement of fact, and there are no guarantees of any kind.

The 18+ Roast Pass is a one-time $2.99 purchase through Gumroad that unlocks Unhinged mode (explicit, crude adult humor) on your devices. Adults 18+ only. All sales are final unless Gumroad issues a refund; refunded or charged-back passes are deactivated. Keys are for personal use on a few devices; keys that are shared widely may be disabled.

Every mode refuses slurs, hate, threats, and anything sexual involving minors. Free mode is PG-13.

18+ ROAST PASS

One-time $2.99. Unlocks Unhinged mode: rated-R, filthy, crude, wildly swinging answers from the bigger demon brain. Free PG-13 mode stays free forever.

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I'm 18 or older and I want explicit, crude adult humor.

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