Feed the ball

GOT A BETTER INSULT?

Write the question. Write the roast. The demon picks favorites.

A grinning demon leaning over a magic 8-ball

Pick a dumb question someone would ask a magic 8-ball, then write the answer the demon should give. Short, mean, funny. Roast the asker, not who they are. No slurs, no kids, no threats.

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FED.

The demon chewed on it. If Nathan likes it, it may end up in the ball.